Friday, December 14, 2018

No'la(riel)

NO'LA(RIEL)
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(Sung to the tune of "Lola" by the Kinks)

I met her in a place called the Slaughtered Lamb
She walked up to me and she demanded RP
I asked her her name and in a darkvoid voice she said "No'la"
N-O-L-A Nola
No no no no No'la(riel)

Well I'm not Azeroth's most Light-worshipping guy
But when she used the Void I got a contact high
From my No'la. No no no no No'la

I don't stand in the fire so I never get burned
But I was scorched by her (you would have thought I'd learned!)
About my No'la. No no no no No'la

We drank Silvermoon Port and she cast some Fel
Heaven in the night on the road to Hell
She was as seductive as a Succubus
My world shrank down until it was just us
Well I'm not the Shadow's favorite son
Just a rogue with a knife and a loaded gun
But she captured heart and soul and I fell so hard for my No'la

We stripped off our clothes
We kissed for awhile
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
And then I did my best to please!

Well that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for with my No'la
No no no no No'la
Void Elves may be hot but she was pure Fel-fire
And with a look she really lit my pyre
No no no no No'la

Wel left Stormwind for Kul Tiras
My eyes never really left her ass
But No'la just smiled and gave me a wink
And said "Welcome lover to a world of kink!"

Well I'm not Azeroth's most DPS guy
But I am glad where I am and that's no lie
And so is No'la
No no no no No'la No no no no No'la
No'la No no no no No'la No no no no No'la

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