Dorky Short Girl

I met a WoW player named Dorky Short Girl, and had to ruin a perfectly good Foreigner song in my head:

DORKY SHORT GIRL
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(Sung to "Dirty White Boy", Foreigner)

Hey, baby, I dunno if you've heard
But where it's at is being a nerd
Are you worried what your friends will see
When they come to visit when we're playing D&D?

'Cause I'm a dorky short girl
Yeah a dorky short girl
A dorky short girl

Don't drive no big black car
Don't like no evening spent in a bar
But if you want a really good time
RP a bard with me, and do some rhyme!

I'm just a dorky short girl
Dorky short girl, dorky short girl
Dorky short girl, dorky short girl
Dorky short girl

Well, I'm a dorky short girl
dorky short girl, dorky short girl
dorky short girl, yeah, dorky short girl
A dorky short girl

I'm often found with my nose in a book
I'll do walkup RP with you, and approch a stranger with a story hook.
My account it maxxed with my alt character builds
I like to dungeon and raid
But I can't seem to find the right guild!

'cause I'm a dorky short girl
Dorky short girl, yeah, dorky short girl
Dorky short girl, I'm a dorky short girl
Dorky short girl