Monday, January 7, 2019

Sinister Stuff (i340)



Sinister Recipe
·        Materials are Level 1 recipes.

Sinister Combatant's Cutlass
50x  Storm Silver Ore

20x Platinum Ore

15x  Elemental Flux

3x Expulsom
Sinister Combatant's Deckpounder
56x  Storm Silver Ore

14x Platinum Ore

18x  Elemental Flux

5x Expulsom
Sinister Combatant's Polearm
56x  Storm Silver Ore

14x Platinum Ore

18x  Elemental Flux

5x Expulsom
Sinister Combatant's Shanker
40x  Storm Silver Ore

13x Platinum Ore

15x  Elemental Flux

3x Expulsom
Sinister Combatant's Spellblade
40x  Storm Silver Ore

13x Platinum Ore

15x  Elemental Flux

3x Expulsom
Sinister Combatant's Shield
35x  Storm Silver Ore

18x Platinum Ore

18x  Elemental Flux

4x Expulsom
Sinister Combatant's Bow
14x Star Wood

40x Mistscale

35x  Calcified Bone

5x  Expulsom
Sinister Combatant's Leather Armguards
10x Hardened Tempest Hide

15x Coarse Leather

12x Calcified Bone

2x  Expulsom
Sinister Combatant's Satin Belt
25x  Embroidered Deep Sea Satin

20x  Deep Sea Satin

25x  Nylon Thread

3x Expulsom
Sinister Combatant's Satin Boots
25x  Embroidered Deep Sea Satin

20x  Deep Sea Satin

25x  Nylon Thread

3x Expulsom
Sinister Combatant's Satin Bracers
20x  Embroidered Deep Sea Satin

15x  Deep Sea Satin

12x  Nylon Thread

2x Expulsom
Sinister Combatant's Satin Cloak
25x  Embroidered Deep Sea Satin

20x  Deep Sea Satin

25x  Nylon Thread

3x Expulsom
Sinister Combatant's Satin Mittens
25x  Embroidered Deep Sea Satin

20x  Deep Sea Satin

25x  Nylon Thread

3x Expulsom
Sinister Combatant's Satin Pants
35x  Embroidered Deep Sea Satin

25x  Deep Sea Satin

25x  Nylon Thread

5x Expulsom
Sinister Combatant's Leather Leggings
15x Hardened Tempest Hide

25x Coarse Leather

24x Calcified Bone

5x  Expulsom
Sinister Combatant's Leather Gauntlets
12x Hardened Tempest Hide

20x Coarse Leather

18x Calcified Bone

3x  Expulsom
Sinister Combatant's Leather Treads
12x Hardened Tempest Hide

20x Coarse Leather

18x Calcified Bone

3x  Expulsom
Sinister Combatant's Leather Waistguard
12x Hardened Tempest Hide

20x Coarse Leather

18x Calcified Bone

3x  Expulsom
Sinister Combatant's Mail Armguards
10x  Hardened Tempest Hide

15x  Mistscale

12x Calcified Bone

2x  Expulsom
Sinister Combatant's Mail Leggings
15x Hardened Tempest Hide

25x  Mistscale

24x Calcified Bone

5x  Expulsom
Sinister Combatant's Mail Gauntlets
8x  Hardened Tempest Hide

15x  Mistscale

12x Calcified Bone

1x  Expulsom
Sinister Combatant's Mail Treads
12x  Hardened Tempest Hide

20x  Mistscale

18x Calcified Bone

3x  Expulsom
Sinister Combatant's Mail Waistguard
12x  Hardened Tempest Hide

20x  Mistscale

18x Calcified Bone

3x  Expulsom
Sinister Combatant's Plate Armguards
20x  Storm Silver Ore

8x Platinum Ore

12x  Elemental Flux

2x Expulsom
Sinister Combatant's Plate Boots
25x  Storm Silver Ore

13x Platinum Ore

15x  Elemental Flux

3x Expulsom
Sinister Combatant's Plate Gauntlets
25x  Storm Silver Ore

13x Platinum Ore

15x  Elemental Flux

3x Expulsom
Sinister Combatant's Plate Greaves
35x  Storm Silver Ore

20x Platinum Ore

18x  Elemental Flux

5x Expulsom
Sinister Combatant's Plate Waistguard
25x  Storm Silver Ore

13x Platinum Ore

15x  Elemental Flux

3x Expulsom

Friday, January 4, 2019

Get To Know Jon - the TL;DR Way

Main Character Name: That would seem to be a straightforward question, wouldn't it - but Jon is kind of fluid with identities. Jon was born Jonathan Springvale, ostensibly the son of Commander Springvale and his wife, but Commander Springvale was not Jon's actual father; when Jon was born, he had the silver hair, a genetic trademark of the Silverlaine family.  Jon has no idea if this was acknowledged, as before he was old enough to ask questions, Arugal and his feral Worgen destroyed Pyrewood and killed his family. Jon was sent to the Stormwind orphanage, his parentage unknown.  Elling Trias named him "Chess" because Jon was always planning six moves ahead, usually with paranoid contingencies.  When Jon finished his training at Ravenholdt, he was given a code name for his spying and assassination activities - Rook. Since then, Jon has set up several cover identities, including a Sin'dorei assassin named Dalmilanmdril, a human slaver out of Booty Bay, and an orc bandit named Gnaarl.

Alliance or Horde: Alliance.  He has a particular grudge against the Bilgewater Cartel for their role in destroying Theramore.

Favorite Trade Skill: Jon is a skinner and a leather-worker, but excels in the making of poisons and venoms.

Main Character Hobby: Collecting books.  He has every <Steamy Romance>!

Character Alignment: Neutral Evil.

Orientation: Jon is straight, with a penchant for Ren'dorei

Favorite Drink: Hearthglen Ambrosia or Suramar Spiced Tea

Favorite Food: Jon is all about the cheese!

Favorite IC Activity: Jon sketches and paints when he is not immersed in his latest book acquisition.

Favorite OOC Activity: Jon collects props to use in his RP, and may often be found in BRD, collecting Legal Documents and Forged Documents from the Shadowforge City Vault.

Face Claim: Sean Bean circa SHARPE'S RIFLES


Thursday, December 20, 2018

Basic Military Courtesy

When RPing a military or paramilitary organization, some attention should be paid to basic military courtesy.

To quote the Army Field Manual 7-21.13 4-4:

"Courtesy among members of the Armed Forces is vital to maintaining military discipline. Military courtesy means good manners and politeness in dealing with other people. Courteous behavior provides a basis for developing good human relations. The distinction between civilian and military courtesy is that military courtesy was developed in a military atmosphere and has become an integral part of serving in uniform."

Some simple tenents of military courtesy can easily be incorporated in-game, to add flavor, texture, and a measure of authenticity to RP:

* Proper forms of address:  Master, Mistress - Sir and Dame are reserved for Knights. 
* Proper salutes - Inferiors salute first, and the superior returns the salute. This may be banned under hostile combat conditions so that officers and the like aren't targeted easily by snipers.
* Proper wear of military headgear.
* Proper use of "Fall in" (assembling), "Attention", "At Ease" and "Fall Out (being dismissed)". 

Friday, December 14, 2018

No'la(riel)

NO'LA(RIEL)
===========
(Sung to the tune of "Lola" by the Kinks)

I met her in a place called the Slaughtered Lamb
She walked up to me and she demanded RP
I asked her her name and in a darkvoid voice she said "No'la"
N-O-L-A Nola
No no no no No'la(riel)

Well I'm not Azeroth's most Light-worshipping guy
But when she used the Void I got a contact high
From my No'la. No no no no No'la

I don't stand in the fire so I never get burned
But I was scorched by her (you would have thought I'd learned!)
About my No'la. No no no no No'la

We drank Silvermoon Port and she cast some Fel
Heaven in the night on the road to Hell
She was as seductive as a Succubus
My world shrank down until it was just us
Well I'm not the Shadow's favorite son
Just a rogue with a knife and a loaded gun
But she captured heart and soul and I fell so hard for my No'la

We stripped off our clothes
We kissed for awhile
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
And then I did my best to please!

Well that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for with my No'la
No no no no No'la
Void Elves may be hot but she was pure Fel-fire
And with a look she really lit my pyre
No no no no No'la

Wel left Stormwind for Kul Tiras
My eyes never really left her ass
But No'la just smiled and gave me a wink
And said "Welcome lover to a world of kink!"

Well I'm not Azeroth's most DPS guy
But I am glad where I am and that's no lie
And so is No'la
No no no no No'la No no no no No'la
No'la No no no no No'la No no no no No'la