Monday, July 16, 2018

Paladin Joke

A paladin initiate from Northsire Abbey was assigned to take a letter to the Bishop in the Stormwind Cathedral. On his way. he stopped by the inn at Goldshire, where a street hooker said "Hey, kid! 40 gold will buy you one helluva blow job!". He shook his head, and continued on his way. He had no idea what a "blow job" was. Once in Stormwind, he stopped by the Pig & Whistle tavern and ordered a mug of milk for lunch. Being a stapping, muscular fellow, one of the bar slatterns leaned over towards him and said "Hey big fellow - Fancy a blow job? Just 40 gold!". Still confused and blushing, the initiate exited the tavern with his milk, and headed for the Cathedral. He delivered the message, and headed back to Northshire Abbey. Once back at Northshire Abbey, he sought our Sister Sintha, his spiritual advisor. He asked "Sister Sinthia, what is a 'blow job'? "40 gold, just like in Stormwind" she answered.

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