Phredaria

Over The Hills and Far Away

(adapted from John Tam's "Over the Hills and Far Away")

Here's forty silver on the drum
For those who'll volunteer to come
Enlist and fight the Horde today.
Over the hills and far away.

<Chorus>

When duty calls me I must go
To stand and face another foe.
But part of me will always stray
Over the hills and far away.

<Chorus>

If I should fall to rise no more,
As many comrades did before,
Ask the Priests of the Light to pray
Over the hills and far away.

<Chorus>

When all is said and all is done,
Our bodies rotting in the sun
WE fought to kill, but had to pay.
Over the hills and far away.

<Chorus>

CHORUS:

Through the swamps and over the hill
For Theramore and Gilneas we kill
Anduin commands and we obey. 
Over the hills and far away.

Dancer - Diamond Dove

Diamond Dove

Paladin Joke

A paladin initiate from Northsire Abbey was assigned to take a letter to the Bishop in the Stormwind Cathedral. On his way. he stopped by the inn at Goldshire, where a street hooker said "Hey, kid! 40 gold will buy you one helluva blow job!". He shook his head, and continued on his way. He had no idea what a "blow job" was. Once in Stormwind, he stopped by the Pig & Whistle tavern and ordered a mug of milk for lunch. Being a stapping, muscular fellow, one of the bar slatterns leaned over towards him and said "Hey big fellow - Fancy a blow job? Just 40 gold!". Still confused and blushing, the initiate exited the tavern with his milk, and headed for the Cathedral. He delivered the message, and headed back to Northshire Abbey. Once back at Northshire Abbey, he sought our Sister Sintha, his spiritual advisor. He asked "Sister Sinthia, what is a 'blow job'? "40 gold, just like in Stormwind" she answered.

Tarvasha

The beautiful Tarvasha!