Kitten, Jon's favorite bartender!

Smuggling maps

The shipment of arms and war material begins in Shadowforge City, where Dark Iron blacksmiths assemble a week's worth of swords, axes, daggers, and one-handed axes, along with leather-scale armor and corslets of chain mail.

This is loaded on a wagon, which is then driven south to the mountains just south of the Flamestar Post.  The good are lifted by the Dark Irons to the plateau between the mountains between the Burning Steppes and the river valley above the Northshire area.

Burning Steppes Route

The goods are taken to the gnoll-infested area just northwest of Stone Cairn Lake, where Defias mages levitate the goods to a wagon. A new crew of Defias teamsters takes the shipment down the river to the shores just south of the Brackwell Pumpkin Farm.  The shipment is loaded onto a barge, which heads downstream.

Elwynn Forest Route

They spend the night at Jarod's Landing, and then go to the landing at Mortwake's Tower.  Defias Brotherhood teamsters transfer the shipment from barge to a wagon, which is then escorted past the gnolls and into the Dager Hills, where the shipment is cached at the final destination, above Moonguard.

Westfall Route

RP Reference - Peppers

Cindergut Pepper - "Spicy enough to burn skin. Make sure you're wearing gloves!" (Quest)
Much-Too-Hot Pepper - "For the very brave... and very foolish." (Chain Quest)
Dalapeño Pepper - "Sold by cooking vendors in Dalaran." (Cooking Reagent)

RP Reference - Cheese

Cheeses of Azeroth!

Name	Source	Notes
Aged Alpaca Ricotta	Vendor	Vol'dun
Aged Dalaran Sharp	Vendor	Dalaran (Northrend) Contained in  [Aged Dalaran Sharp Wheel]
Aged Mogu'shan Cheese	Drop	Vale of Eternal Blossoms
Alterac Swiss	Vendor	Various
Boralus Bleu	Vendor	Kul Tiras
Boulderslide Cheese	Quest	“A Proper Peace Offerin'” Stonetalon Mountains
Briny Hardcheese	Vendor	Northrend
Chilton Stilton		Vendor
Dalaran Sharp	Vendor	Various
Dalaran Swiss	Vendor	Dalaran (Northrend) Contained in [Dalaran Swiss Wheel]
Darnassian Bleu	Vendor	Various
Dwarven Mild	Vendor	Various
Fine Aged Cheddar	Vendor	Various
Fried Cheese Dumplings	Vendor	Grimthorn Redbeard, Timeless Isle
Garadar Sharp	Vendor	Outlands
Gilnean White	Vendor	Innkeeper Teresa Highbank/Twilight Highlands
Hatherford Brunost	Vendor	Kul Tiras
Highland Sheep Cheese	Vendor	Various
Holiday Cheesewheel	Vendors	<Smokywood Pastures> Feat of Winter Veil only
Mag'har Mild Cheese	Vendor	Outlands
Redridge Roquefort	Vendor
Salted Yeti Cheese	Quest	Contained in  [Hyldnir Spoils]
Slab of Cream Cheese	Vendor	Kul Tiras
Slice of Cheese	Quest "Raiding Their Stores", Warfronts	Newstead
Smoked String Cheese	Vendor	Various
Sour Goat Cheese	Vendor	Northrend
Sour Vanilla Skyr	Vendor	Kul Tiras
Spiced Onion Cheese	Anne Summers	Brewfest only
Stormwind Brie	Vendor	Various
Stromgarde Muenster	Drop	Old Hillsbrad Foothills
Sun-Turned Curds	Vendior	Vol'dun
Telmor-Aruuna Hard Cheese	Vendor	Draenor
Tiragarde Sharp	Vendor	Kul Tiras
Yak Cheese Curds	Vendor/Cooking	Pandaria

RP Reference - Teas and Coffees

Coffees

• Blackrock Coffee - Drop, Vendor (Moonglade, Winterspring, Zangarmarsh, Tanaris, Shattrath City)
• Black Coffee - Vendor (Shattrath City, Stormwind City)
• Miner's Coffee - Mining (Garrison Mine)
• Major's Frothy Coffee - Vendor (Boralus)
• Sailor's Choice Coffee - Vendor (Boralus)
• Starfire Espresso - Cooking (Anywhere)

Teas

• Earl Black Tea - Kiatke <Timewalking Vendor> (Orgrimmar, Stormwind City)
• Ginseng Tea - Cooking (Pandaria)
• Goldthorn Tea - Cooking (Eastern Kingdoms)
• Green Garden Tea - Vendors (Smokywood Pastures/Holiday)
• Honeymint Tea - Vendors (Almost Anywhere)
• Jasmine Tea  - Vendors (The Wandering Isle)
• Ling-Ting's Favorite Tea - Auntie Stormstout (Stormstout Brewery)
• Pearl Milk Tea - Vendors (Isle of Thunder, Boralus)
• Roasted Barley Tea - Vendors (Pandaria, Boralus)
• Sweet Tea - Quest (BOP, Reward from "The Battle For Darrowshire")
• Suramar Spiced Tea - Mel Lynchen (Dalaran/Broken Isles)
• Timeless Tea - Vendors (Timeless Isle)
• Thistle Tea - Vendor/Crafted (Hall of Shadows, Dalaran/Broken Isles)

Lynesia Deh'Lorei

Jon's on-again, off-again girlfriend, formerly a mage of Kul Tiras, now a ghostblade!

Stilettos Bartender

Bartender Kitten
Best bartender ever!

Phredaria

Over The Hills and Far Away

(adapted from John Tam's "Over the Hills and Far Away")

Here's forty silver on the drum
For those who'll volunteer to come
Enlist and fight the Horde today.
Over the hills and far away.

<Chorus>

When duty calls me I must go
To stand and face another foe.
But part of me will always stray
Over the hills and far away.

<Chorus>

If I should fall to rise no more,
As many comrades did before,
Ask the Priests of the Light to pray
Over the hills and far away.

<Chorus>

When all is said and all is done,
Our bodies rotting in the sun
WE fought to kill, but had to pay.
Over the hills and far away.

<Chorus>

CHORUS:

Through the swamps and over the hill
For Theramore and Gilneas we kill
Anduin commands and we obey. 
Over the hills and far away.

Dancer - Diamond Dove

Diamond Dove